Me: "Mom, you do realize it took him two years to ask me out, right? "
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
What would you find in a pirates garden?
What did america in the first world war?
They world war won.
oh my fucking god